Only for those within driving range of a Micro Center store: $800 for the non-OLED non-5G non-Elite version of the Surface Pro 11. Local pickup only, 15 day return period. Looks a bit like offloading inventory tbh!

https://www.microcenter.com/product/681065/Surface_Pro_(Wi-Fi)_11th_Edition_ZHY-00036_Copilot_PC_13%22_2-in-1_Laptop_Computer_-_Sapphire;_Snapdragon_X_Plus_(10-Core)_Processor;_16GB_LPDDR5x_RAM;_